One of these days I’ll get around to writing a very elaborate About page that goes on and on about why this site is so cool, why I’m so cool for writing it, why you’re so cool for reading it, why the Internet is so cool for hosting it, why Tea Leoni is so cool for being so hot, etc…
That said, here are the questions (and answers) that probably led you to this page:
Q: What is SearchEngineViking.com?
A: A Website.
Q: What does the name mean?
A: The marketing answer is this: “The Internet is, in many ways, still unknown, mysterious and uncharted. This site will come out of nowhere and conquer it, like a the Vikings did to the Northern Hemisphere hundreds of years ago, but using Search Engines instead of wooden ships with statues of naked women as hood ornaments.” The real answer is this: “I thought it was cool.”
Q: Who are you?
A: My name is Lee.
Q: Is that short for anyting?
A: Nope.
Q: Really?
A: Yes, really.
Q: Why did you start this site?
A: I’ve spent some time developing web sites and SEO strategies, and I like to make fun of myself. This seemed like a good way to do both.
Q: What do you talk about on this site?
A: Pretty much anything related to Search Engine Optimization, Increasing Readership, Having a Good Time, that sort of thing. As time rolls on I might talk about Making Money Online, if there is enough interest.
Q: Why do people read this garbage?
A: You tell me, you’ve made it this far.
Q: What do you want to accomplish with this site?
A: A Hollywood contract, millions of dollars per day in advertising income, my own airplane and a fake mustache – always wanted one of those.
Q: Do you ever take anything seriously?
A: Why do you ask?